Watch out for children's tee-shirts this summer - they're full of surprises.
I
don't know what to say about this first one - there is just so much
going on. The obvious comment would probably involve a two year-old,
Flavor Flav look-alike smoking crack.
It should be, "Not defeated at someone." - duh.
"Motherhood is a hopeless endeavor." - a bit bleak for a toddler's shirt.
"A
smil is good." - true enough. There's nothing better than a good smil. Wait a
sec... What's a, "smil?" If that is slang for "butt plug"... I still
agree.
Nevermind the peace sign inserted cleverly into this heart - isn't "the worship of wealth and power" sort of Lucifer's department?
I don't know why, but I picture a forty year-old, homely, retarded man with four teeth and a comb-over reading this shirt.
Yep,
lot's of good summer wear for Japanese children this year. I'm so
excited! I can't wait to get out there and abduct some children. Wait a
sec... I meant, "Not abduct some children." Yeah, so it should read, "I can't wait for the summer so I can get out there and not abduct children."
Love the shirts, they make great xmas gifts for folks back home.
ReplyDeleteJFYI, There are quite a few English teaching jobs in Tokyo now since the tsunami in March last year & mass exodus of foreigners including teachers. I normally get email alerts for ALT jobs on alttokyo.com & now getting several a day. Many employment opportunities.
Hahah! This is hilarious. I can't wait to get to Japan and buy some crazy kids shirts for my nephew. He should be around 4 when I get there!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if some Japanese people who know English very well get embarrassed seeing those shirts in their shops.
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